JohnnyDrumz

June 5th 7:00 P.M. Giving two toddlers a bath wasn't so bad two weeks ago. In fact it wouldn't have been so bad earlier today, but I am STUFFED. Like, my belly definitely has much more room now than it ever did before, but somehow I managed to pack it until it was tighter than a drum. My more-than-snug borrowed maternity clothes were not made for bellies this big. Easily, this gut of mine distends around two feet further than it did before I gained any weight, and its pretty wide too. Back to the point, I'm sitting half in the bath tub because I just can't reach past my belly well enough to make sure these slippery little boys get washed properly. After a long time of struggling, I did scrub them well enough. I was all wet now too, but its around time for me to take a bath of my own. I dry off Mikey and Tom and get them dressed and off to bed. Returning to the bathroom, I was struggling to pull my wet shirt off. Not only was it sticking to me, but this shirt is really big and its